2. I need to teach Elise how to make dinner.
3. Remember when I used to do things? Anything?
4. What do people who don't use baby carriers do?
5. I vow, that as soon as this sleep regression is over, that I am going to make good use of my time and always fold my laundry right out of the dryer.
6. Coffee is the best.
7. Maybe if I just move reeeeeeally slowly, I'll be able to put him down and use the bathroom alone.
8. Nope. Didn't work, back to the chair.
9. I should have put dinner in the crock pot this morning, why did I think I'd have time during "nap time"?
10. The other kids are being so quiet. That probably means they are doing something they shouldn't. I don't even care because at least that means the baby is sleeping.